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Email: SisterRanya@azsisters.org
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AKA Father Pisston

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No stories, no history, just the facts about Ranya Ragged:

  • She isn’t quiet. Ever.
  • She is rarely politically correct. She views political correctness as a slipcover on your ugly couch. Seems like a good idea, might even make it more attractive, but underneath is STILL the ugly truth.
  • She is blunt…as a spoon. It might get her punched one day, but you will always know exactly where she stands.

  • She is NOT a conformist. Not at all.  Following is for sheep. . . and lemmings.
  • She is compassionate. How, you say, does this fit with the above? Why the hell does a compassionate person also have to be a pushover? If that is what you were taught, then someone lied to you.
  • She isn’t shy…or modest. If you don’t want it touched, then put it away.  If you are easily offended by fat or fur, move along. There’s a twinkie with your name on it somewhere out there.
  • She has little tolerance for closed minds. The best way to be accepted is to be accepting yourself.
  • She despises labels. No, not like on food or lube, like categorizing humans into subclasses and subcommunities so that those who feel the need can denigrate one group or another in order to make themselves feel superior, loved, liked, or attractive.
  • But, most importantly, she’s a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence. ..dedicated to stamping out guilt and bigotry and making sure everyone she meats knows just how important and worthwhile it is to be exactly who they are. Be yourself. No one else can do it.
(Oh, and in case there is a grammarian out there looking to correct spelling or mechanics...Ranya is an English major.  Rest assured, it was done on purpose.)


What happened to Sister Ora Lee Wunderbar?
Sister Ora Lee Wunderbar was in a horrible car accident along the seacoast in Monte Carlo. After she awoke in the hospital, she saw a familiar face staring down at her...her own.  She thought "who put a mirror over my bed and why does the reflection have a pillow in her mmmfmfmfmfmfmmmfmfmmm.........." True to her passions, Ora Lee was given a Viking funeral. It was very moving. Feathers stink when they burn.

Aspirant:
April 8, 2007                                                                  

Postulant: July 18, 2007                                 
Novice:January 8, 2008                                                        
Fully-Professed: May 15, 2008                                                                               

Big Sisters:

Sister Barbi Mitzvah (San Francisco Sisters)

Sister Odora Flatulotta D'Pew

Mother:
Sister Mischief S. Merrymaker

Children:
Sister Honey B. Drippin
Sister Penny Trayshun
Novice Sister Cookie
Novice Sister Margarita del Sol
Novice Brother Asian Lycan Cookies
Novice Sister Eula Dormee (Missionary Sisters of the Cleveland House)
Novice Sister Burly Gaits (Boston)


Overseas Monkey Child:
Soeur Rose
de la Foie de Ta mere (Convent de Paname, Paris, France)

Other members of The Triptich of Doom
Sister Mendusa Love Forbid
(Los Angeles Sisters)
Sister Farrah Moans (San Francisco Sisters)

Aunties:
Sister Mary Margaret Xplosion (Palm Springs Sisters)
Sister Amanda Reckinwith (Asylum of the Tortured Heart, San Diego CA)

Gawdmothers:
Sister Mary Timothy Simplicity (San Francisco Sisters)
Sister Loosy Lust Bea Lady (Sin Sity Sisters, Las Vegas, NV)

Gawddaughters:
Sister Polly Amorous
(Order of the Benevolent Bliss, Portland, OR)
Sister Shelby Hellbound
(Asylum of the Tortured Heart, San Diego CA)
Novice Sister Illuminaughty D'Disco A GoGo
(Los Angeles Sisters)

Neices:
Postulant Lucy Furr
(Los Angeles Sisters)
Postulant Aurora "Booty" Alice (Los Angeles Sisters)

Inspirations:
Sister Atopa Maytag
Sister Mary Margaret Xplosion (Palm Springs Sisters)
Sister Farrah Moans
(San Francisco Sisters)
Sister Barbi Mitzvah (San Francisco Sisters)
Sister Roma! (San Francisco Sisters)
Sister Tilly Comes Again (San Francisco Sisters)
Sister Mary Timothy Simplicity (San Francisco Sisters)
Sister Candy Cide
(Los Angeles Sisters)
Sister Erotica Psychotica (Los Angeles Sisters)
Sister Unity Divine (Los Angeles Sisters)
Sister Amanda Reckinwith
(Asylum of the Tortured Heart, San Diego CA)
Sister Loosy Lust Bea Lady (Sin Sity Sisters, Las Vegas, NV)
Sister Gloriola Roll You Over Gluttony (
Sin Sity Sisters, Las Vegas, NV)

Photo © 2008 Sister Ora Lee Wunderbar

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