I swear, a Holy Woman goes on vacation for a few thousand years and it all goes to shit. Have you HEARD what they're saying about me??? I mean, a vagina with teeth??? *rolls eyes* How my former good works have gotten warped into these silly stories is beyond me. You'd think the Gods would have made it clear that I was doing them HUGE favors all the damn time..like that time I dealt with that guy...

Ah, well, I simply cannot waste my energy worrying about such trivial matters. I have much more pressing business. There is so much to do! So many causes deserving of time and effort. I must, as I always have, use my powers for good! Blessed be that I have found the Sisters. It's so nice to have found more Holy Women.

Trust me, whatever myths you've heard about V'Gina Dentata, they're are all lies. I swear. All I've ever said was, “If you're going to put something in my vagina, it'd better be good!” Whatever they've made of that is their own fear.

Or is it? *sly grin*

Aspirant: July 16, 2008
Postulant: August 20, 2008                                             
Novice: October 15, 2008                                                       
Fully-Professed: April 18, 2009